Mango with Biscuit Barrel

I'm afraid this caption is not only scraping the bottom of the barrel, but also resorting to low-hanging fruit.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Isaac Smith Drinking Fountain, Kyneton Botanic Gardens

A marble shield on this drinking fountain bears the inscription "A bequest of the late Isaac Smith to the Citizens of Kyneton".  I only hope you can bear the depiction.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Brick Pillars at Rosebery Hill, Pipers Creek

From pillar to blog post

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Mushroom with Small Bottle

Swiss brown bottle flu

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Salt Shaker with Banana

Banana-flavoured shake

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Portrait of a Young Man

A portrait by the artist of a young man (somewhat more accessible than my picture of Ulysses).

Oil on canvas board, 16" x 20"

Red Pepper with Earthenware Jar

Peppers are red, stone jars are brown; a pepper is cusped while a jar's sort of round.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Garlic Bulb with Antique Poison Bottle

Not to be confused with poisson and garlic (which goes very nicely with a bit of butter).

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Rover P4 Cyclops, Parkville

This car has not moved in the fourteen years I've lived in Parkville.  That's not exactly what I'd call roving.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Apple Half in Wine Glass

If the glass is half full of a half, does that make a whole or leave a hole?

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Désirée Potato with Coffee Mug

Muggins here has been known to tolerate the sobriquet of spud.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Copper Jug with Bok Choy

It's a choy to Cu.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Yarra River at Alphington Park

I'm currently unable to think of a river pun.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"