Banana and Bowl

A bowl that had recently contained my breakfast muesli, a banana, and what looks like a flattened egg yolk.  I swear that this is proof of a paranormal event, as the egg yolk has only appeared in the reproduction (the yellow is very subtle in the actual painting).

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Onion and Chillies

Onion and chillies: the basis for any good meal, or bad meal for that matter, especially if I'm cooking.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Pipers Creek: Mount St Mary from Rosebery Hill

This represents the best part of painting: getting outside in the autumn sunlight in the countryside, whilst sustaining mild sunburn and minor hypothermia.

Oil on canvas board, 5" x 7"

Art Deco Office Chair

My desk chair painted in a slight panic, as I only had three quarters of an hour to paint before leaving to catch a train.  It features an arm rest, though my arm definitely wasn't at rest during the execution of the work.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Mushroom and Brown Bottle

This mushroom made a very nice addition to my stew.  I tried slow-cooking the bottle, but it was still tough, even after 8 hours.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Phenyle Bottle with Apple

An old Phenyle bottle and a very shiny (appropriately it seems, if you know your Greek, which I don't) Fuji apple.  The Phenyle bottle is an odd shape, and it doesn't look quite right in the picture.  It Phenyley does though.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Silver-Plated Vase with Pink Flowers

A novel idea: putting the flowers in the vase.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Copper Vase and Tomato

Art Deco vase and a modern day tomato (much better than the other way around).

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Tea Cup and Lemon

This painting is a lemon.  And a tea cup.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Red Roses and Glass

Drink in the plastic bouquet.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

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Mustard Jar and Tea Towel

If you can't cut the mustard, at least you can try painting it.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

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Yellow Flowers with Green Bottle

One day I'm going to realise that the flowers are supposed to go in the bottle and not beside it.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Plaster Skull with Carrot

Fact 1: 95% of all people who have died have eaten carrots.  Fact 2: 92.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Ginger Beer Bottle and Banana

An old ginger beer bottle and a banana, brought together--possibly for the first time and for no apparent reason--in a painting.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Book and Reading Glasses

Let's raise our glasses to all the good books of the world.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Tomato and Copper Pot

A tomato being reflective.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Apple and Mannequin Hand

A plastic hand (ex-mannequin, bought from a second-hand shop for $10) and an apple.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Onion and Silver-Plated Vase

Because who doesn't place an onion next to a vase?  It's a very popular pastime where I come from.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"