Small Copper Jug with Apple Half

Ewer don't know the half of it.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Onion with Mushroom

Mushrooms are brown, onions are too -- I suspect this is something you already knew.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Garlic Bulb with Small Bottle

Garlic is whitish, bottles transparent;
Garlic is fibrous, while bottles are bald -- with no hair apparent.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

House at Rosebery Hill, Pipers Creek

When I said I was going out to paint the house, I hope my parents didn't get the wrong impression.

Oil on canvas board, 16" x 12"

Shaving Brush with Red Pepper

Pepper up and brush down.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Small Copper Pot with Turnip

I was fined by the coppers for an illegal u-turnip.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Mounts Bay, Marengo

When I painted this scene I thought it was Apollo Bay, but I checked with Google and it is, in fact, Mounts Bay.  Always best to be shore.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Pier at Port Campbell Bay

I thought this scene might be easy to paint, but a-pier-ances can be deceiving.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Pears on Plate

A pair and a half.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Near Halladale Point, Peterborough

Up hall and down dale.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Port Campbell Bay

The wind was so strong I was forced to paint with one hand on the easel -- it was all I could do to keep it at bay.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Wooden Elephant with Eggplant

The weight of eggs-istence.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Lemon Quarter with Porcelain Jug

A jug and lemon at close quarters.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Poplar at Rosebery Hill, Pipers Creek

This caption is unsatisfactree.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Pear Half with Porcelain Vase

There once was a vase and a pear,
And the pear was half here and not there--
For in twain did it crack,
If you like, 'twas pared back,
Hence the whole of the halves made a pair.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Small Glass Jar with Banana

Jarlio Iglassias with  Banana Mouskouri

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Tomato Half in Wine Glass

Half the enjoyment of wine is in the a-roma.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Onion with Antique Soft Drink Bottle

Taking the soft option

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"