Dr. Martens Shoe

This painting depicts what one might say to a fly.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Potato in Wine Glass

I'm sure Cold Chisel sang something about chip wine (not to mention a tripedal goat).

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Tomato with Light Bulb

An angry tomato incandescent with rage

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Daffodils in Ginger Jar

This is the same bunch of flowers I painted the previous day: daffodils, yes, but not differdils.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Daffodils in Porcelain Jug

I painted a fair bunch of flowers,
Lit up by electrical power.
In a jug they were placed
With stems interlaced,
And it took me a couple of hours.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Daffodils in Blue Castor Oil Bottle

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but this picture isn't a thousand Wordsworths.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 10"

Sugar Bowl with Lime

Super bowl and sub-lime

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Toilet Roll with Banana

A painting of some appeal but largely bog standard

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Earthenware Jar with Carrot

Earthenware jar with earthen-worn carrot

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Lemon on Copper Jug

Lemons are lemon, copper is copper;
The colour describes the thing good and proper.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Onion

There once was an onion of brown,
Who was pulled from his home underground;
Afeared of a fate
On the gastronome's plate,
He hitchhiked his way out of town.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Apple with Teapot

Apple iPot

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Désirée Potato with Porcelain Vase

If I hadn't finished this painting, it would be incomplete Désirée.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Mandarine with Silver-Plated Jug

Silver-plated jug with rind-plated mandarine

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

House on Angle Road, Rochford

Painting was nominally difficult on Angle Road where I found it hard to see straight.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Mintaro, Monegeetta

Mansion: to persistently avoid, ignore or reject an adult human male.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"