Chimney and Roof, Parkville

I investigated engaging a chimney cleaner but was told they were notoriously unreliable; however, this turned out to be a sweeping generalisation.

Oil on canvas board, 5" x 7"

Lamp Post in Canterbury Gardens, Victoria

If every picture tells a story, then this is a Canterbury tale.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Teacup with Saucer

Although I've painted this cup and saucer on numerous occasions, I thought I'd tease out another.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Nectarine in Silver-Plated Egg Cup

The Rolling Stone Fruit's platinum-selling albumen; well, silver plated at least.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Self Portrait

Self facing but hardly self-effacing.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Old Kyneton Hospital and Emergency Ward

Whilst painting this picture, the police paid me a visit ostensibly to admire my work; in truth, I think they were wondering why I was hanging around an abandoned hospital.  Whilst holding my brush I also had a brush with the law.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Darlington Road, Baynton

A signed painting.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Pear with Copper-Plated Mug

In an act of reconciliation, the copper and the mugger were paired in mutual reflection and understanding.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Onion in Tea Towel

Chopping onions may bring tears, but a tea towel will help you dry up.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Red Pepper with Antique Poison Bottle

Harry Secombe had a twin brother who was almost indistinguishable except for the fact that he always wore a red hat; hence his nickname Red Cap Secombe.  When asked to name his poison, Red Cap was said to have dubbed it Arthur.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Lemon with Coffee Mug

The Invisible Man (the name of said book is printed on this mug) is just like using a pen filled with lemon juice: it is invisible writing.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Banana on Old Fashioned Glass

Stabilising food on inanimate objects is an attempt to tip the balance is one's flavour.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Houses on the Corner of Park and Gatehouse Streets, Parkville

Having not painted these houses on the corner in their entirety, it might be fair to say I've cut corners.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Studley Park Boathouse

It was late afternoon by the time I arrived at the Studley Park boathouse, and as I set up my easel all the boats were put away.  I literally missed the boat.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Copper Jug with Egg

Painting is an expensive hobby for which it is often necessary to shell out a few coppers.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Ginger Beer Bottle

This painting was largely executed in the half light, and as the painting progressed it became increasingly difficult to see.  I thought I'd let you know, dear reader, so as not to keep you in the dark.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Garlic Bulb

Cloves maketh the lamb (especially roasted).

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Tomato on Linen-Bound Book

Both of these items are red.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Nectarine with Silver-Plated Jug

The Silver Lode is a nectarine tree popularly grown in California; depicted here is the slightly lesser-known silver jug variety.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Jageurs Lane near Story Street, Parkville

It was evening on a Sunday and I was struggling to find a subject to paint; I could have lain down in defeat, but instead, I went down on my feet to the lane (behind my house).

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"