Corella Pear with Parmesan Cheese

Chair with peas

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Nectarine with Small Bottle

According to Wikipedia, nectarines are sometimes referred to as a "fuzzless peach", so I asked this nectarine which appellation it preferred.  It replied, "whichever, I'm not fuzzy."

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

River Red Gums, Royal Park

The smaller tree in this painting may well be the offspring of the larger, and therefore quite possibly a son of a gum.

Bishopscourt, East Melbourne

This was painted towards the rear of the building, which in cricket circles is known as court behind.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Copper Jug with Apple

The coppers arrested the apple: it was cored in the act.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Jaguers Lane, Parkville

Although I've painted Jaguers Lane on numerous occasions, I'm still serving my apprenticeship: it will take some time and much effort for me to become a Jaguer-meister.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Sauce Jug with Red Onion

It's so hard to keep coming up with onion puns (especially red ones): bloody Allium.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Lemon in Glass Jar

I composed a somewhat juicy caption for this picture, but I've decided to keep a lid on it.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Garlic Bulb on Saucer

The consummate kebab condiment: garlic saucer.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Bins in Parkville Laneway

I sort of get the feeling I've bin here before.

Oil on canvas board, 8" x 10"

Painted Glass Vase with Banana

A painted painted-glass vase and a painted unpainted banana

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Former Presbyterian Church Hall, Parkville

This building of modest length is, from my flat, only a short haul.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Désirée Potato with Porcelain Jug

Juggle a hot potato.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

Peppers

Per diem painter picked a peck of prismatic peppers; except that it's a paltry peck (according to Wikipedia, a peck is a quarter of a bushel, which is a bit more than shown here) and can barely be described as peckish, unless of course you're hungry.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Wooden Elephant with Tomato

I struggled a bit with this painting, even though it wasn't exactly a mammoth task.

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Pipers Creek Landscape

It's too late for me to come up with a pun about cows: I really need to hit the hay.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Pear with Copper Vase

These two make a right pear, and a left vase.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"

House on Morrah Street, Parkville

After leaving my house in search of a painting subject, I became engrossed with the light reflecting from this building: I was under house arrest.

Oil on canvas board, 10" x 8"

Ceramic Cup with Onion

An onion dome and a cupola

Oil on canvas board, 6" x 4"

Eggs in Carton

One egg has clearly been mislaid.

Oil on canvas board, 4" x 6"